the thing is is
It's as funny as real love
really, WolframAlpha? lozenge? http://bit.ly/14BZpU
Paige just told me that I carry my tea like a British gangster
Mice get all the cures… this time MS is fully reversed - http://bit.ly/8lFrV (via @drkiki)
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Would you watch a TV show called “Perrito, the Demented Bachelor”?
I’m bored. Does anyone want to play “Why are you hitting yourself?”?
say hello to my little acquaintance
Ah. When you said “tooth whitening”, I thought you were saying “too thwhitening”
I wouldn’t know a nonviolent act if it hit me in the face
